What's on your mind?
As of yesterday, June 29th, the first nominations are now closed. You'll see the significance of my word choice later.
I'll spare you the excess reading and cut to the point.
From the applications below the previous thread, our new staff are as follows:
@Jellybean Jade as our content mod.
@One Thousand Dragon Costumes, Darling as our thread mod.
Congratulations! It will be my pleasure to work with you. I'm sure you'll do a wonderful job. @Jellybean Jade, your user rights will be changed in the next few days. This is due to the fact that Eiri, our bureaucrat, must promote you herself as admins do not have that ability. I apologize for the inconvenience.
As you might've noticed, that leaves one spot open for another thread moderator. This has not yet been filled, and will stay open, although it is not as much of a priority as it was before. If you wish to apply, please post your nomination in the Nominations category, previously named Promotions.
The requirements for thread mod is as follows:
Frequent activity in the forum
Ability to stay professional
More than 500 posts
If you believe you meet these requirement, and willing to make this commitment, post on the Nominations category, with the following:
Why should you be chosen?
What will you do as a moderator? What is your reason for wanting to be mod?
activity rate (how often you are active)
any qualifications and/or special skills that might help you fulfill your role
What can you offer to the community? Parroting the above, what kind of skills or past experience you know that will aid you to fulfill your role?
Anything else you want to add
This is optional.
To the community, if anyone is opposed to our new staff members, voice it now or forever hold your silence.
On a different note, you might have noticed that our wiki theme has changed, dark mode and light mode. If anyone has ideas on improving the community and its quality, please message me on my wall.
I thank you for your time, and enjoy your time here on our wiki.
Pampas: It’s kind of muggy outside, don’t you think?
Jasper: If I go outside and all our mugs are in the trees, I’m leaving you.
Pampas: *sips coffee from large bowl*
Dare: I’m such an idiot!
Sapinda: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Markus: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Liza: No, I said “Markus, don’t lick that swingset” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do,” and licked the swingset.
Thyme: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Jasper: I did. I broke it-
Thyme: No. No, you didn’t. Pampas?
Pampas: Don’t look at me. Look at Rowana.
Rowana: What?! I didn’t break it.
Pampas: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Rowana: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Rowana: No, it’s not!
Flynt: If it matters, probably not, but Sapinda was the last one to use it.
Sapinda: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Flynt: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Sapinda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Flynt!
Jasper: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Thyme.
Thyme: No. Who broke it?
Rosa: [whispering]: Thyme, Namila’s been awfully quiet…
Rosa: Yeah, really!
Emphela: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Asha: Are you going to the funeral tomorrow? It’s at 6:00 am.
Carma: Sorry, but I’m not really a mourning person.
Asha: Your grandfather’s dead.
Carma: We weren’t that close.
Arcana and Kay edition
Espara : You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Sombra : But don't you hate yourself.
Espara : Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Sombra : So, what is Carma to you?
Espara : The reason I wake up every morning.
Sombra : ...That’s adorable.
Carma earlier that morning, barging into Espara ′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Espara : What happened?!
Carma : Do you want the long version or the short version?
Espara : Sh-short??
Carma : S***'s f***ed.
Espara : Okay, long.
Carma : S***'s very f***ed.
Carma : I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Espara : That's great, Carma . Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 f***ing years.
Carma : I’m this close to falling in love with Espara .
Catra: Your fingertips are touching.
Carma : Exactly.
Sombra & Espara :*Playing video games*
Carma : You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Sombra : *silence*
Espara : *silence*
Carma , finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Sombra & Espara in shame: Yeah…
*While planning to break in somewhere*
Catra: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Carma : What?
Catra: "Get Help."
Carma : No.
Catra: C'mon, you love it!
Carma : I hate it.
Catra: It's great! It works every time!
Carma : It's humiliating.
Catra: Do you have a better plan?
Carma : No.
Catra: We're doing it!
Carma : We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Catra, carrying Carma : Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Carma at guards, knocking them out*
Catra: Ahh, classic!
Carma : *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Catra, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
Carma , singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Catra, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Sombra, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Espara , appalled: Call the exorcist.
Espara : I lost Carma .
Catra: How did you LOSE Carma ?!
Espara : To be fair, they are very small.
Espara : *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
Sombra: ARE YOU-
Espara : F***ing.
Sombra: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Espara : F***ing.
Carma : …What was that?
Espara : Catra banned Sombra from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
Carma : Sombra, no.
Sombra: Sombra, yes.
Espara : Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Catra: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
Catra, washing the dishes: Who the f*** used this pan??
Catra: Wait. I the f*** used this pan…
Espara : It was you the f***.
Catra: It was I the f***…
Sombra: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Espara : They the f***.
Sombra: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
Carma : I just had a long talk with Sombra and Catra about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
Pampas: I am a cunning genius capable of designing structures that defy the laws of physics themselves, I am known as the strategist and designer of Plumeria’s People-
Marina: Your hand’s stuck in a vending machine.
Pampas: I paid for my Twix. I am getting my Twix.
Markus: What’s a thot?
Carma: *hides snicker* A thoughtful person.
Markus: Pass the salt?
Callie: *passes salt*
Markus: Thanks, you’re such a thot!
Callie: *spits out water*
Asha: Why are you smiling?
Sapinda: Can’t I smile just because I feel like it?
Clara: Marina tripped and fell over in the parking lot.
Can I copy the homework?
Ederin: I’ll help you with it!
Emphela: Yeah, sure
Carma: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Sombra: lol nope
Damien: Wait, we had homework??
Rosa: Read 5:55pm
Cynthia: Favorite horror movie?
Damien: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.
Damien: When life hands you lemons, you...?
Sasha: Throw them away because you don't know where they've been.
Callie: Juggle them.
Sombra: Smash them!
Cynthia: Squeeze them in someone's eye and watch them suffer!
Damien: ...Make lemonade.
Cynthia: Who would go to jail and why?
Sombra: Sasha, for being too negative.
Sasha: Sombra, for being an a**.
Callie: Damien, for being so cute.
Damien: Cynthia, for being in denial.
Cynthia: I am not!
After commiting a crime.
Sombra, holding a bag of money: Where are they?
Cynthia, guarding: There they are. [Callie opens the doors to the van and Sasha is in the front driving]
Sasha: What took you so long? [They hurry inside]
Sombra: Cynthia wanted to get her claws dirty.
Cynthia: So? It's not like they were ever clean.
Callie: Where's Damien?
Sombra: I knew we were forgetting something.
God this is addicting to do
Carma: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
Espara : You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Carma: Ok, first of all, what the f***?
Espara : You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
Espara : If karma doesn't hit you, I f***ing will.
Carma: Hello friends!
The Squad: …
Carma: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
Carma, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
Clara : Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Shadow Weaver : You're right, Clara .. Violence can't be the answer.
Clara : Correct, Shadow Weaver . Now, on to the next lesso-
Shadow Weaver : Violence is the question.
Shadow Weaver : And the answer is yes!
Clara : Shadow Weaver , no!!
Clara : Can I bother you for a second?
Shadow Weaver : You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Clara : You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.
Shadow Weaver : We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Clara : NO-
Shadow Weaver : There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Clara : ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Carma : Hopefully Sombra has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Sombra: Oh, shut up and die Carma .
Espara : Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Carma : Can't relate.
Sombra: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Espara , shooing Sombra away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
Carma : When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Sombra, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Espara , who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Sombra: Coming right up.
Espara : I need life advice.
Sombra, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
Sombra: So what are your political beliefs?
Espara , awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
Espara , to Sombra: If you can ever manage to get over yourself, I would highly recommend being me.
Espara : Sombra is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.
Sombra: Who the f***-
Carma : Language!
Sombra: Whom the f***-
Carma : No.
Sombra: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Sombra: I’m going to hell.
Espara : Probably.
Sombra: I'll pick you up?
Espara : *nodding* Carpool.
Sombra: Did you take out Carma as I requested?
Espara : Carma has been taken out, yes.
Sombra: You have my grat-
Espara : It was a great restaurant.
Espara : We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Espara : Carma proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
Sombra: Guys where did Espara go?
Carma : They got arrested.
Sombra: How the hell-
Espara : *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Carma : How would you like your coffee?
Espara : As dark as my soul.
Carma : Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
Espara : I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
Espara : The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
Espara : I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Carma : I don’t dab, I stab
Carma: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Carma: I think my guardian angel drinks.
Espara , digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
Carma: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.
Espara : Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.
Carma: My expectations were low but holy f***.
Espara : Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
Carma: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
Shadow Weaver : Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.
Clara : I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
Shadow Weaver : My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
Clara : I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there .
Shadow Weaver : Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Cynthia: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Sasha: Not if they consent to it.
Sombra: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Cynthia: Dammit, Sasha!
Sasha: What?! It wasn’t me!
Cynthia: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sombra!
Sombra: Not me either.
Cynthia: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Cynthia: Why are your tongues purple?
Sombra: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Callie: I had a red one.
Sasha: You drank each other's slushies?
Cynthia: *Gently taps table*
Sasha: *Taps back*
Sombra: What are they doing?
Callie: Morse code.
Cynthia: *Aggressively taps table*
Sasha: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Cynthia: Self care is actually getting into fights with randos in dark alleys.
Sasha: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Sombra: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Callie: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Cynthia: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
Sasha: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Sombra: Should we do something?
Callie, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Damien: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Asha: You were flirting with Callie.
Damien: So what? She's my girlfriend.
Asha: You asked her if she was single.
Asha: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.
Damien: While I’m gone, Asha, you’re in charge.
Damien, whispering: Callie, you’re secretly in charge.
Damien, driving Asha and Callie: So how was your day?
Asha: We almost got surprise adopted!
Callie: We almost got kidnapped.
Damien: Oh, okay.
Damien: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Otherwise known as Newsletter #3.
Hello everyone! It has come to my attention that there was zero staff activity here on the wiki, myself included.
Eiri, our bureaucrat, as opted to take a more hands-off approach to the wiki, having stepped away from Fandom.
The rest of the staff have been taken off the list due to inactivity. As of now, the staff is a one-woman show.
Therefore we are taking two new discussions mods and a content mod!
Nominations can be made from the user themselves or another user in the promotions category. In the case of the latter, the user nominated must consent to being mod, prior or after the nomination. (i.e, posting in the nomination thread that they could be mod)
able to remain professional on staff business
previous content moderator or article managing experience
There is no minimum of edits. I realize that most edits come from editing their own articles, and one cannot edit other users' articles without their permission. Therefore, there is no specific amount of edits needed to apply.
frequent activity in the forum
In your nomination you must include:
Post your are applying for
Why should you be chosen?
activity rate (how often you are active)
any qualifications and/or special skills that might help you fulfill your role
anything else you want to add
Nominations applications will close on June 29th.
Other users! If you wish, you can supply additional reasons why nominees are fit for the role as character witnesses. KEEP IN MIND, the numbers of the people supporting does NOT matter, to prevent turning this into a popularity contest. It is the content that matters.
After June 29th, the final users will be chosen for the positions, and announcements will be made. Users in the community can reply to each thread if they support the choice or not. This is to make sure, in Eiri's words, the majority of the community can trust them. Futhermore because I am only one person. (Credit to WoF fanon wiki for their promotion precedures)
Any further steps after this may be announced in another newsletter.
Thank you for reading, and have a great day!
So Ederin was helping her mother, stepfather, and aunt and uncle decorate the throne room of palace Eternos, when there's a knock on the door
Despara: I'll get it *opens the door, receives a letter, and walks towards her family* there's a letter for you all*Hands the letters to them*
Ederin: *opens the letter*
The letter: Greetings, you are invited to the greatest party Midian has ever had, all of the important people from the surrounding Kingdoms will be there
Queen Teela: like mother like daughter...-_-
King Adam: And we're still busy with the decorations for the upcoming coronation ^^;
Ederin: Plus it will be harder for everyone else to finish this place up by themselves...
Anchor: I'll get my crew to help out with the decorations.
King Adam: Thank you Anchor.
Ederin: *Has already rushed to her room in the palace to get ready for the party* (I haven't been to Midian for a long time! I wonder how Uncle, Emerald, and Eva are doing!)
(I've actually thought about this for a while, just thought I'd finally do an rp with Ederin as a Protagonist aside from the sibling party rp, and also because boredom)
This takes place the day after Carma and Espara’s wedding. So the different plots.
Espara and Carma go to Entrapta about the reproductive process ( to put it in a nice way )
Asha and Cyra take a trip to Thaymor to find Enid
Sasha and Cynthia keep communicating with Sombra
Someone finds out about the cloaked figure
Are we using SATPOP fanchildren now? Bc we prolly could...