This was just for fun, I know Ederin would definitely catch on way quicker, but I thought it'd be better if she partially didn't. This just randomly appeared in my head today.

Cynthia and Sasha: *Carrying a limp body before setting it down, sitting on either side of it*

Cynthia: Now what do we do with it?

Sasha: Well-

Ederin: *Walks in* Hello, I was- *Gasps in horror* What happened to Adora?!

Cynthia: Uhh...

Sasha: She's dead-

Cynthia: Beat tired! *Laughs nervously* Deadbeat tired. Right, Sasha?

Sasha: What are you doing?

Cynthia, whispering: Just play along!

Sasha: -_-

Ederin: Just tired? She looks very... Unwell.

Cynthia: Uh, she is! Very unwell indeed! Um, Sasha, what are her symptoms?

Sasha: Death is her only symptom.

Ederin: ...

Cynthia: Of course not! They're, uh, well, she is unresponsive and probably has gone numb, and had a very depressing temperature change...

Ederin: Is that why her fingertips are turning blue?

Cynthia: Yes! Yes, and uh, severe fatigue... Which is why she's sleeping.

Sasha: Must be a pretty long nap.

Ederin: If she's asleep, why does it look like she isn't breathing?

Cynthia: ... Difficulty breathing?

Sasha: Her respiratory system definitely failed her.

Ederin: *Looks at the other side of Adora's head* What is that bruise?!

Sasha: Brain damage.

Cynthia: *Elbows Sasha in the ribs* Headaches! Very severe headaches. Probably stress headaches, you know how much stress it is to be, like, the main hero of Etheria. And a mother too!

Ederin: She's also quite pale.

Sasha: *Looks at Adora's skin closer* Hasn't she always been?

Cynthia, muttering: As if you can talk.

Sasha: *Eye roll*

Ederin: *Puts two fingers on Adora's neck* I feel no pulse. We must call a healer!

Sasha: Great job, we've successfully proven she's dead.

Cynthia: They're on their way right now, it'll all be fine.

Sasha: No it won't.

Cynthia, aggressively kindly: Yes, it will be.

Sasha: At least she'll finally be put to rest.

Ederin: What?

Cynthia: She meant bed rest! *Laughs* Where else would she be resting?

Sasha: Her deathbed?

Cynthia, getting irritated: No.

Sasha: In peace?

Cynthia: No! Once they fix her up, she'll be as good as new. Won't even recognize her.

Sasha, nodding: That is a mortician's job.

Cynthia: *Slaps Sasha* Hush!

Ederin: ...?

Cynthia: Well, they should be here soon, maybe you should tell your family about her.

Sasha: Or just read the obituary.

Cynthia: *Growls* Can you please shut up?!

Sasha: And this, fellow witnesses, is what we call a 'cat scan,' obviously poor judgement, don't try this at home.

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It's not too much, is it?

These are from episodes 1 and 2

Stygian, after presenting his commercial: So! Whaddya think?

Sasha: I'm sorry, what the F--k was that?

Maeve: Uh, yeah, one note. Stygian, I mean. First off, thank you so much for making this, seriously amazing. But, um, maybe the tone is a bit... Off?

Stygian: *Tilts his head, smiling*

Maeve: We want to make people want to come here. This makes it look, umm...

Sasha: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.

Stygian: Funny, I was going for hilarious!

Stygian: Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Etheria for quite some time and everyone knows me from my whole curses and rituals. The Proper medium to express oneself. But you insisted on this noisy picture-box advertisement. So I had a little fun with it.

Maeve: What, you don't love being here with me, Whiskers?

Cynthia: Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.

Ederin, full of excitement: My dad just called, he said the leader of the Horde army wants to meet, he asked if I could go instead!

Sasha: But- But the Extermination just happened. What could they want this soon?

Ederin, starting to sing: I can do this, somehow I know it. I'll get the Horde behind my plan.

Sasha: Ederin, hold on-

Ederin: There's just no way I could blow it, not this once in a lifetime chance-!

Sasha: It's just a meeting.

Ederin: To change their minds and touch their hearts! Or whatever clones have.

Sasha: This could be bad.

Ederin: Cheer up, Sasha. This could be swell. Something tells me that today will be a happy day in H-ll!

Sasha: Okay, but just don't sing to them.

Maeve: That b--ch is halfway down the street.

Sasha: Is she-?

Maeve: Oh, she's dancin'.

Sasha: *Groans* No...

Asha: Hi Mister!

Random guy: Go F--k yourself!

Diego, with an arrow in his eye: I'm not doing well!

OC's: Another sh--ty day in H-ll!

Ederin: It's nice to meet you!

Sombra: Totally, nice to meet you too. *Offers her hand happily*

Ederin: *Tries to shake the hologram's hand*

Sombra: Ha! I f--king got you! Did you f--king see that?!

Ravena: *Nods*

Sombra, satisfied: Good sh-t.

Sasha: Okay, so Ederin's dealing with something that is very important so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera. Stygian?

Stygian: *Snaps and an old camera appears in her hand*

Sasha, monotone: A video camera.

Stygian: Hmm... *Snaps and gives her a new one*

Ederin: No! Our other biggest problem!

Sombra: Oh! Uh, ugly people? Math! Global warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem. Umm...

That's it! I don't care who or what you are, you're staying here, you're gonna make this work. Because it won't be so "en'ertaining" to watch over an empty castle. Will it, sh-ta--?

Stygian: *Shrugs* Fair enough.

Ederin: NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Etheria!

Sombra: Oh... Well that's not a problem! We got that covered. Ravena, how many citizens did you kill this year?

Ravena: Got a good 275 this year, ma'am.

Sombra: 275? Woah! Bada--! Awesome job, danger t-ts. Pound it. *Fistbumps*

(Guitar solo, f--k yeah!)

Sasha: Stygian pulled some strings and it's about to air.

Stygian: I pulled a few limbs too, ha, ha, ha!

Malia: The ungrateful w**re! *Throws a glass*

Talia: *Casually sidesteps* Um, which w**re are we talking about this time?

Marina: The bad boy's back! *Grabs Pampas' collar * Never leave me again.

Eva: We're about 80% sure she's harmless.

Cynthia: I am too sober for this.

Callie: Well get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day. *Claps twice*

Should I use the oc's in a song from the show??

Will do more, just went through the first two episodes to find these.

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We're gonna ignore the time this was posted.

Will contain out of context spoilers.

Serena: Sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!

Everyone: ...

Stygian, menacingly: That's it... Almost there. Now presenting...

Stygian: *Turns around holding up a toy duck proudly* The magic-tastical backflipping rubber duck! Ha ha!

Damien: Wait, you knew about this?

Buddy: Oh, yeah. I told Boss about it months ago.

Damien: He what?

Hordak: What? They say insane sh-t all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?

Horde Clone: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!

Hordak: *Gestures to his brother* See?!

(Me with all of my friends)

Roy, getting a phone call from Cynthia: Daughter- Daughter calling?! Oh! Um- Uh.

Roy, rehearsing while the phone is still ringing: Hello, Cynthia. H-Hey. Hey, Cy. No! No! That's not good. Oh, this is the first time she's called you. This has to be perfect.

Roy, answering the phone: Hey b--ch!

Cynthia: Hi Dad...

Roy: Hey! How are ya? Ha, ho! Where-where- Where are you these days?

Cynthia: *Eyeroll* You know where I am, Dad. I told you before.

Roy: You have? Oh.

(Practice makes perfect, huh?)

Sombra: Micah?

Micah: Yes, I know, I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering.

Sombra: Not really, but welcome back at any guess.

Micah: *Tense smiling intensifies*

Cynthia, trying to be helpful: You don't really use the power that comes with that, which I love about you. But, maybe you can, I don't know, command a little more... Authority?

Scorpia: But that's so meeeeean! D:

Cynthia: It's not mean, exactly. It's, uhh... Aggressive kindness.

Scorpia: Okay! I could be so aggressively kind to Serena's Boss that I convince her to let Serena spend more time with Plumeria!

Callie: *Taps mic* Heh, sorry. Uh, okay, um. My name's Callie-

Old lady: Boo! Get off the stage!

Callie: *Stammering through her speech*

Old lady: Boo! We don't give a d-mn about some hotel! *Continues being negative*

Old lady: Where's the showmanship? *Blah, blah, blah*

Callie, flipping her off: F--k you, you old b--ch!

(Introverts after being forced to talk to more than five new people)

Damien: Face my wrath!!!

Stygian, sipping tea: Who are you?

Malia, watching Amber: See? Look at how she flirts with that girl. And she's not even paying! Who is that? Gonna kill her whole f--king family. Talia? Talia!

(Question: Who read Tuh-leah and who read Tah-lee-a? Some people pronounce it differently.)

Cynthia, reading off a script: I'm a bad woman on the streets who never got enough hugs. ^-_-^ Now, where's an innocent kid I could sell (dr-gs) to? Wow. Who wrote this?!

Perfuma: It's great, right? Keep going!

('Helpful' therapy sessions be like: )

Stygian: I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly! *Gets close to Sasha's face* Like you are doing now! Good job. :)

(Tldr: Suffering is fun to watch /j )

Emerald: Eva, get over here!

Eva: *Rushes to her side*

Emerald, changing her outfits: No, no, hideous, I want to die, ew. *Gasp* Yes, that's the one!

(Scrolling through YouTube)

Stygian, to Sombra: Nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life.

Roy, to Cynthia: Oh, ho, golly. You like girls?! So do I! We have so much in common!

Ravena: Soooo, you should...?

Serena: ...Do nothing?

Ravena: Great idea! Now that's why they pay you those big bucks.

Serena: But I really wanted to shoot someone...

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Guess who's back? Back again? Noelle's back, tell a friend.

Fr though, I missed rping and doing quotes. I only got halfway through the digital circus pilot and I won't be able to finish it until my switch has Internet. So I unfortunately can't do that one yet.

Diego: He's got a gun!

Carma: Get down!

Sybil: Everyone for themselves!

Cynthia: Sombra, sorry, but I'm sacrificing you. *Hides behind Sombra*

Sombra: Excuse me?

Damien: *Walks in aiming a water gun* Tell me who broke it and no one gets hurt.

Sombra: Really?

Cynthia: Ah, the good old days when we were in the Horde.

Catra: Those were not good days.

Cynthia: For you maybe.

Catra: No, I'm pretty sure that goes for everyone.

Cynthia: Say, what life are you on?

Catra: ...12.

Cynthia: Ha! I'm only on my 4th. You know what that means?

Catra: *Sighs* What does that mean?

Cynthia: It means I'm better at life than you!

Catra: Congratulations, want a kiss?

Cynthia: Is that an offer?

Catra: Absolutely not.

Cynthia: I once had a dream where Sasha said she loved me. *Shudders* Honestly, one of my most terrifying nightmares.

Maeve: *Sighs* That sounds like a dream...

Cynthia: ...

Maeve: Not that I've dreamt of that before! I was just saying it's not scary like nightmares are, you know?

Sasha: You know I can hear both of you, right?

Maeve: Holy sh*t-!

Cynthia: Busted...

Maeve: Shut up!

Callie: *Runs in, out of breath* Has anyone seen Damien?

Sombra: Who.

Callie: Bow's clone, my boyfriend-

Sombra: Asked?

Callie: *Throws a shoe at her and walks out*

Sombra: See if you can find the amount of f**ks I give while you're looking!

{I may or may not have stolen that from Charlie.}

Cynthia: If we all met our teen selves for the day...

Sasha: Here we go again.

Cynthia: Would you and Damien meet your future selves or Bow and Adora?

Sasha: I hate you.

Cynthia: Hey girls!

Sombra and Maeve: *Silent*

Cynthia: ...You two okay?

Maeve: Sasha finally did it... She left us!

Cynthia: Well that's a cause for celebration if you ask me.

Sombra: I told you she just went out for a walk with Otis.

Maeve: She left me!

Cynthia: Jeez, even I'm not this dramatic.

Sombra: *Coughs* For once.

Sasha: Look, I don't love you, but I don't hate you.

Adora: So that means you like me?

Sasha: Not in the slightest.

Adora: What does that mean?

Sasha: It means I can be near you without vomiting.

Adora: ...Thank you?

Varin: Asha, I think Cyra is sick!

Asha: Why ya think that?

Varin: I heard her say more than five sentences within an hour.

Asha: *Gasp*

Varin: She even made a new friend...

Asha: Forget paperwork, this is serious!

Timentes: Umm... Sybil?

Sybil: Yeah? What is it?

Timentes: Well, um, I don't know how to say this, but I think I like your brother Avery...

Sybil: Great!

Timentes: And I'm not sure you'd agree with it but- Wait, what?

Sybil: Finally someone can stand him! Take him, he's driving me nuts.

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Kinda short, but oh well.

となりの彼女＠ぴよっ娘メーカー｜Picrew

Age: 15 (canon series) early 20's (currently)

Sexuality: Currently unknown, possibly Bisexual depending on who she ends up with

Partner: So far none

Family: Gwendalyn (mother), so far unnamed accessory maker from Plumeria (father), Emerald, Ederin (cousins), Arthur, Defiant (Uncles)

Occupation: 3rd princess of Midian, flower accessory maker-in-training

Hobbies: Accessory making, picking flowers, DIY, talking with loved ones, decorating with flowers.

Likes: Her family, flowers, turning flowers into long lasting accessories, being able to finish a project early, gardens, calm adventuring, giving accessories to others, butterflies

Dislikes: Emerald and Edwina picking on her and her parents, artist block, failing to meet a deadline, Ederin struggling to learn how to be a queen, her father's career being threatened, pollen, bugs

Other facts:

Despite Eva's occupation include turning real flowers into long lasting accessories, and being from Plumeria, Eva herself is allergic to pollen, to the point where whenever there's more than a percent of amounts high of pollen, Eva has to wear a mask, or take an allergy med when turning real flowers into jewelry.

Eva's allergy towards more than percent of high amounts of pollen is part of the reason why Eva and her parents moved to Midian after 7 years of living in Plumeria.

Eva fears bugs aside from butterflies and sometimes bug people.

Her clothing color scheme used to be blue, but since blue's already been taken by Kay-la and Markus, the color scheme has changed to green.

Her head canon voice is Aelita Schaeffer from Code Lyoko's English voice.

Her hair was originally red, but since I don't want her to have any color similarities to Asha, I changed it to white. Her eyes were also going to be amber, but since Markus is already a white-haired person with yellow eyes, Eva's eyes are changed to light grey.

Eva's name only came to be to be a "Rule of 3" sort of thing with Ederin and Emerald's names starting with the letter E.

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The first part is just Toga quotes. Forgive me-

Sybil, monotone: My name's Sybil and I was told to come here. Hiya.

Glimmer: Carma Meow Meow-?!

Carma: That's me! Your darling in the flesh! *Tries to lunge at Glimmer* You remembered me! You have no idea how happy I am to see you again!

Glimmer: *Tries to back up, shaken*

Carma: Let's get closer, Glimmer!

Marina: Hi Pampas! My name's Marina! I've been thinking since I saw you, that you'd be so much cuter if you just bled a little more!

Sombra: There's a good chance Carma will get bloodied up, and I'd really like to see that again.

Cynthia, following her: ...

Sombra: But, maybe more than that. Right now I just wanna make Callie cry like a little baby.

Rosa: I think I'll tell you about my powers when you need to know about them. Oh, and just so we're clear, I still don't like you people.

Cynthia, after confessing bc of a Truth Spell: ...Huh? What just happened? It's like I couldn't stop the words from coming!

Maeve: Wow, that was pretty stupid.

Cynthia: It wasn't me, Maeve, I swear!

Destiny: House arrest?!

Phoenix: Aww! That sounds super lame.

Maeve: There's too many people here now and I don't feel like being killed tonight. Toodles.

Maeve, about Diego: Let me stab him! :)

Miria: The four of you will accomplish this together. You must win the hearts of these unruly youngsters.

Sombra: What do we look like, nannies?!

Callie: Is it just me or are these kids, like, super twisted?

Sombra: Yeah, exactly! So a little violence is necessary!

Damien: Sombra, they're just kids.

Sombra: Huh? Well that's how I was raised and I turned out awesome!

Damien: Hey there. My name's Damien, I'm from Etheria. It's nice to meet you. *Holds out his hand for Zion to shake*

Zion: *Punches Damien where it really hurts*

Damien: *Groans in pain and nearly falls over*

Teen Cynthia, holding a trash bag: HEYYYYYYY! If you got trash, then bring it over here right now!

Teen Lonnie: Cynthia, thanks!

Cynthia, aggressively: Sure!

Teen Nightshade: I have some as well.

Cynthia, still aggressive: Hand it over!

Teen Callie: Mine too!

Teen Adora: And mine!

Teen Kyle, with an absurdly large bag: This is heavy.

Teen Carma: Thanks man.

Teen Ederin: Merci!

Teen Liza: Yeah, thank you.

Cynthia: You bastards! It's like you've been hoarding this for weeks!!!

Maeve: Don't be embarrassed, that's so like you! Please date me.

Sasha: Shut up.

Maeve: *Laughs*

Maeve: As young leaders striving to make a difference in the world, a mutual love blooms!

Sasha: No it didn't.

Maeve: I do miss your quick retorts!

Maeve: Come on, imagine it! If I was your wife, you'd have a future full of constant laughter!

Sasha: That sounds like an actual nightmare.

Cynthia, crouching with her claws extended: Whichever one of you is the strongest, step up! Come fight me!

Carma: They are trespassing, that means they're kinda like villains. Why don't we just beat 'em up?

Callie: Don't you even think about it. Unless you want your name dragged through the mud. Let's wait for the cops.

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Yay!

12 spots are to be filled!

4 remain

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Hi...

Lights turn off:

Sasha: Sombra, you didn't f**king pay the power bill? Are you serious?

Maeve, with a guitar: When your lights don't work like they used to before-

Sasha: Shut the f**k up!

Cynthia: You wanna talk about my dad, where's your dad? Huh?

Maeve: F**k 'em.

Cynthia, to Sombra: Where's your dad, huh? Sasha, where's your dad?

Sasha: Hm?

Cynthia: We're the league of no dad's.

Maeve: My mom always told me that you gotta look both ways before crossing the road. So that's what we're gonna do. Okay?

Zion: Ok.

Destiny: *Waiting for it*

Maeve: I'm gonna demonstrate. You watching?

Zion: Yeah.

Maeve: So first you gotta get on the road and you gotta make sure that everything's clear, okay? This is how my mom always taught me how to do it. So first we look left, and- *Gets hit by a car from the right*

Destiny: *Dies laughing*

Zion: ;-;

Diego: *In a dress*

Cynthia: *Trying not to laugh*

Sasha: Siri! Call 911!

Siri: Starting live video.

Sasha: NO-

Cynthia: XD

Sombra: We're just gonna go in, rob the bank, and get out.

Cynthia: Okay, but when do we start killing though?

Sombra: No. No killing. No killing.

Cynthia: Then why am I here?

Sombra: We need a getaway driver and you're the only one who can drive.

Sasha: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

Everyone: *Looks at Cynthia*

Cynthia: Really?

Stygian: *Evil laugh*

Cynthia: *Screams*

Selena: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Cynthia: *Grinning even though she's filthy* But ya didn't.

Maeve: Where you going?

Cynthia: Either to get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.

Maeve, about She-Ra: Great news!

Cynthia: *Gasps*

Sombra: She's fat.

Maeve: No, no, no. Better than that.

Cynthia: She's dead!

Maeve: No, no. She's blind!

Sombra: Yes!

Avery: Look, sometimes you bada bing, and sometimes you bada boom. And sometimes you bada put your head through a god damn wall.

Amber: Alright mom, I gotta go to work, I'll see you later.

Naomi: Alright. Just remember: every day that you live is a day that I let you live.

Amber: 0-0

Sasha: You wanna explain why I found a lighter in your room?

Maeve: Oh, I set a nursing home on fire.

Sasha: Oh thank God, I thought you were sm*king w**d.

Sombra: Roses are red, violets are blue.

Sombra: Talk sh*t again and I'll hit you with a shoe.

Cynthia: ...

Diego: If there's one thing in this house I know how to do, it's cook, alright?

Sombra: What are you making, fire over there?

Diego: *Yells in shock*

Amber: I'm disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?!

Zion, Rufus, Destiny, Phoenix: ...

Stygian, following Sombra: Someone made my bestie cry, do da, do da. That someone is gonna die, oh de do da day. Don't matter to me if they're family! You made her cry, you chose to die, oh de do da day. Hey! :>

Sombra: ...

Cynthia: Ayo, I'm here for Max.

Kidnappers: You got it?

Cynthia: Yep. 1,000 pounds.

Kidnapper: Let me see.

Cynthia: Diego!

Diego: *Brings in 1,000 pounds of garbage*

Kidnapper: What is this?!

Max: Is that what I'm worth to you???

Cynthia: This is what you wanted.

Kidnapper: You fool, pounds is currency!

Cynthia: *Throws her knife in their eye* Next time, be specific.

Max: If you could have just done that, then why bring all this trash?

Cynthia: Makes good fuel. *Throws a lit lighter in the trash and runs out with Max and Diego*

Phoenix: Regina, can we stop at McDonald's?

Regina: Phoenix, I am making dinner at home.

Phoenix, starting to cry: I hate this f**king family...

Max: Perhaps it is the context which words are spoken that give them the power of meaning.

Max: I love you, dog!!!!

Rufus: *Whines*

Carma: Today I'm gonna show you how to put this meatloaf in the oven, and in just 30 short minutes-

Carma: I burnt my entire house to the ground. So.

Phoenix: Dad, I think there's a ghost in my room.

Mr. Rose: Sweetie, there's nothing in your room.

Zion: So I'm nothing now?!

Phoenix: Oh my God.

Mr. Rose: Oh my God-

Cynthia: Survivors.

Sombra, looking at Emerald: Ooh, she's kinda cute.

Cynthia: >:( *Shoots Emerald*

Emerald: X-x

Cynthia: Whoops.

Ederin: And just remember: no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself... :')

Maeve: *Sighs* Sorry I'm late. I was... Doing things.

Cynthia: *Stomps up the stairs and slams the door open, panting* She pushed me down the f**king stairs.

Maeve: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it... Giving you a little nudge.

Cynthia: Oh, I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up yo-

Maeve: What do you want to eat?

Stygian: The souls of the innocent.

Sombra: A bagel.

Stygian: No!

Sombra: Two bagels-

Ravena: Follow that car!

Rowana: Is he gonna follow me back?

Ravena: Uh, no. I don't think so.

Rowana: Then no!

Cynthia: It's a beautiful day outside.

Diego: Not as beautiful as me.

Cynthia: ...Boy.

Cynthia: What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Diego: Well I was hoping I could be your boyfriend. ;)

Cynthia: Aww. Well then I hope that I can be... Dead.

Read: Hey. Hey!

Chris: What?

Read: Are you asleep?

Chris: Really?

Eva: You look great!

Ederin: Could you not? We all know I look like a fat piece of roadkill.

Eva: Okay, damn-

Emerald: All the hot guys are either taken or gay.

Jude: I am right here-!!!

Sombra: There's a spider.

Diego: So what you expect me to do?

Sombra: Kill it!

Diego: You saw it first! You kill it!

Cynthia: You're the man!

Diego: Since when?!

Damien: Narrator, am I a robot?

No, Damien. No... Look at me. You're- Look, look at me. Look at me. You're not a robot.

You're a failure.

Damien: D':

Maeve: *Wheezes*

Jude and Markus: *In Gayle's room when Mariah Carey plays on his speaker*

Jude: What? No. Oh, I hate this song. *Accidentally turns it up*

Speaker: I DON'T WANT A-

Both: *Screams in pain*

Maeve: Hey! Hey!

Cynthia, whispering: Shh! The baby's sleeping.

Maeve, whispering: Sorry.

Cynthia, still whispering: What's up?

Maeve, calmly whispering: There's a fire.

Cynthia and Sombra: 0_0

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Name: Teelana/ The sorceress of castle grayskull

Children: Teela

Name: Queen Marlena

Children: Adam and Despara

Name: Despara

Children: Adora, Ederin, Kyle, and Dare

Name: Queen/Sorceress Teela

Children: Kaltos (Biological) Ederin, Dare, Adora, Kyle (Adopted)

Name: Queen Kittrina of the Lighting Kingdom

Children: Catra and Liza (Biological) Markus (Stepson)

Name: Gwendalyn

Children: Eva

Name: Edwina

Children: Emerald

Name: Allura

Children: Markus

(Sorry if some of the moms look Samey even if they aren't related, and don't match what they are, I just realized this Picrew doesn't have a lot of options and I'm in a rush so I didn't try to fix some of the coloring)

となりの彼女＠ぴよっ娘メーカー｜Picrew

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I've absolutely nothing with her just made her and wanted to show y'all

I lost the link so give me a second to find it

Dare: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Ravena: That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Maeve: Spiders.

Callie: Wasps.

Damien: Terriers.

Varin: Cynthia.

{My friends: Noelle.

They make me sound meaner than I am.}

Jordan: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Gayle: That was deep.

Travis: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Keith: That was deeper.

Skylar: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, you nasties.

{"Big brain" is preparing yourself so you're on the winning side of this soon-to-be sibling war.}

Asha: I can speak French.

Miria: I can speak Latin.

Cynthia: I can speak Spanish.

Sasha: I can speak First Ones.

Dare: I can speak... Bird. And wolf too.

{I can speak dumba** fluently :D }

Cynthia: Hey Diego, what's that?

Diego: Huh?

Cynthia: *Puts him in a chokehold when he's distracted* This is payback!

Diego: For what?!

Zion: Alright Rico, what do we got?

Rico: Well from the looks of it, you have a bunch of orphans to feed.

Zion: I'm just the transportation. You're the funding.

Rico: I'm head of the police, not head of a charity.

Zion, eating a donut he stole: You sure 'bout that?

Sasha: We're going to die.

Ederin: Think positive.

Sasha: We're going to die quickly.

Selena: I see that you have gotten even worse since you departed.

Cynthia: *Coughs* Banished.

Selena: Hmm. *Turns to Sombra* And you are?

Sombra: *Holding her hand out with a fake smile* I'm her girlfriend, Sombra.

Selena: *Takes her hand* I see.

Maeve: She's a princess.

Selena, glancing at Cynthia: Oh?

Sombra: *Scowls at Maeve* Formerly.

Selena: *Letting go of her hand* Oh.

Cynthia: *Sighs* Mom, your face just got even more b**chier than usual.

Maeve: That's possible?

Cynthia: Shh-!

{And they still haven't even properly met)

Roy: My daughter! *Hugs Cynthia*

Cynthia: Hey Dad! :D

Clayton: ;-;

Selena: You did well today, Clayton.

Clayton: Thank you, Mother. :)

Selena: Why can't you be more like your brother?

Cynthia: ...

Sombra: *Pets Otis*

Cynthia: Traitor.

Cynthia: So. Is there a reason why I have handcuffs on?

Callie: We're interrogating you and we need you to be still.

Cynthia, sitting sideways in her chair: You know you could've just asked. ;)

Callie: -_-

Cynthia: Hey, who's this "we?"

Sapinda: *Walks in*

Cynthia: *Screams*

Sapinda: I told you to get a muzzle.

Cynthia, screaming at the top of her lungs: NO!!!!

Sasha: Maeve, will you-

Maeve: Yes!

Sasha: ...You don't even know what I was asking.

Maeve: I thought we were thinking about the same thing.

Sasha: I was going to ask you to kill me.

Maeve: Sasha, we've been over this.

Sasha: Please? Just once.

Maeve: No.

Sasha: Come on, I'll even get the stuff to revive me.

Maeve: I said no.

Sasha: Just for a little bit. An hour!

Maeve: How much coffee have you had?

Sasha: None! And it's draining! The only solution is to shut down completely.

Cynthia: I'll do it.

Maeve: No!

Sombra: I own a zoo now.

Cynthia: *Asleep on Diego's lap holding Rufus*

Destiny and Phoenix: *Asleep on Cynthia*

Zion: Adorable, aren't they?

Sombra: I wouldn't go that far.

Stygian: In order to get the life you love, you must take the life you love.

Sombra: ...

Cynthia: ...

Stygian: Is that too much of a riddle?

Sombra: No, I got it.

Cynthia: I still hate men.

{She's scared of them, so she dislikes them. She doesn't hate them.)

Sasha: So what do you do?

Zion: I can do a magic trick.

Sasha: What?

Cynthia: *Snickers*

Zion: Watch as I make this sandwich disappear! *Steals Damien's sandwich and eats it*

Maeve: I love this kid!

Sombra: Wanna see my magic trick?

Zion: Does it involve more food?

Sombra: Even better! *Yeets him out the window*

Cynthia: EXCUSE THE F**K OUT OF YOU-

Sapinda: Can't you just die already?!

Cynthia: If I had a dime for everytime someone said something like that, I'd be the richest motherf**ker the universe has ever known.

Sapinda: With dimes?

Cynthia: With dimes.

Sasha: I hate you.

Maeve, patting her on the shoulder: It's okay, you're not alone.

Damien: Alright, what kind of food is your favorite?

Rufus: Fruit!

Zion: Sandwiches!

Phoenix: Eggs!

Destiny: Bacon.

Damien: ...No chocolate? Candy? Popcorn? Junk food???

Kids: Huh?

Damien: *Gasps* To the kitchen! This is a food emergency!

{Cynthia: I'm not even their mom and that is a great example of parenting.

You monster.}

Destiny and Phoenix: *Hauling a bucket of rocks to a ledge*

Sombra: What are you doing?

Destiny: We heard you liked to throw rocks at the guards.

Phoenix: So we got Rufus and Zion to help us collect them.

Sombra: How'd you know about this?

Both: Cynthia told us.

Cynthia: *Coughs from a corner*

Sombra: Are you stalking me now?

Cynthia: What? No-

I have dialogue for Stygian already.

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Maeve: I’m hungry

Sasha: Then lick that coat, you look-

Maeve: Grilled Cheese

Sasha: What?

Maeve: Grill me a cheese

Sasha: I am not grilling you a cheese!

Maeve: * pathetic noises *

Sasha: Oh for Etheria’s sake- * starts making one *

Cynthia, about to drown: What did I do to deserve this?!

Cynthia: I mean what specifically?!

Sombra: I need to get something off my chest...

Cynthia: Is it your shirt? Please say yes

Sombra: Who the f*-

Angella: Language!

Sombra: ...Whom the f***

Angella: No-

Clara: You can’t sleep your problems away

Catra: I can try to though

Sasha: What are six things you say in a bedroom?

Sombra: F***

Cynthia: Which one you want?

Espara: Take Me!

Carma: Let’s cuddle

Diego: Your eyeshadow complements your beauty

Maeve: I’m not ready!!

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Name: Avira

Gender: Demigirl ( They/She/Fae )

Orientation: Bisexual

Species: Spirit ( Etherian sub species, the same as Shadow Weaver’s )

More Info: She’s currently dead but instead of being a ghost, she’s a visible spirit, who heals others of disease ( since she was a doctor )

How she died: She died in the Whispering Woods when a tree collapsed on her

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( Your OC’s don’t have to be female )

She's imperfect but she tries

She is good but she lies

She is hard on herself

She is broken and won't ask for help

She is messy but she's kind

She is lonely most of the time

She is all of this mixed up and baked in a beautiful pie

She is gone but she used to be mine

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Hope this is fine because it's what I had saved. My humor is forever broken.

Diego: Quick question-

Bad girls: Can it, Diego!

Diego: Don't have to be so mean about it...

Cynthia: Ah, frick.

Callie: Did you just say frick?

Asha: She's been hanging 'round those kids too much.

Cynthia: No, I say whatever the hell I want in front of them.

Destiny: *Nods*

Cynthia: I've been hanging around Perfuma too much.

Cynthia: *Hugs Sombra from behind* Hello Hermosa~

Sombra: Hello, what's up with you?

Cynthia: *Purrs* Nothing.

Sombra: You didn't destroy anything?

Cynthia: No.

Sombra: Kill anyone?

Cynthia: *Nuzzles her* Nope.

Sombra: It isn't a holiday, is it?

Cynthia: Hm... Don't think so.

Sombra: Callie! What is wrong with my cat?

Cynthia: *Frowns* Nothing's wrong, Reina.

Sombra: I don't believe it. Did someone give you something?

Cynthia: No, I just want to show you affection.

Sombra: This feels like a trap.

Cynthia: *Lets her go* Oh, for Horde's sakes. You always think something is wrong with me when I try to do this.

Sombra: Because usually you want something.

Cynthia: Well maybe I want to make you happy! Did that ever cross your mind?

{Yeah, why does it feel like a trap, Cynthia?

Cynthia: Well for you to understand, you're gonna need a step stool-

F**k you}

Maeve: *Hands Sasha Otis' leash* You are gonna be in charge of this.

Sasha: Me? Taking care of something? It's going to die in a week.

Otis: *Barks*

Sasha: *Looks at him* A week and a half.

Otis: *Barks again, now happy*

Sasha: Two weeks.

Otis: *Gives her cute dog eyes*

Sasha: ...Three.

Otis: *Circles around Sasha and tangles her in the leash before pulling and knocking her down*

Sasha, slightly irritated: Three and two days.

Otis: *Licks her*

Sasha: *Pets him*

Otis: *Lays beside her*

Sasha: We're keeping this furry mutt.

Maeve: *Cannot function properly due to cuteness overload*

{I'm a sucker for cats and dogs and anything that compares to them. They're just so lovable!}

Finn: Ow...

Cynthia: Finn, what's wrong?

Finn: I hurt my leg. Really bad!

Sombra: Oh, that's no big deal. *Grabs her knife* We'll just amputate it!

Cynthia: *Shooketh*

Finn: *Limps away crying*

Sombra: See? They're fine.

Cynthia: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ *Chases after them*

Sombra: What? That's what they told us in the Horde.

Otis: *Lays his head down on Sasha's lap*

Cynthia: *Curls up to Sombra with her back to him*

Asha and Callie, when they're asleep: That is so adorable.

Carma, using binoculars: Threats have been neutralized. I repeat; threats are neutralized.

Espara: On my mark in three, two- What are they doing?!

Asha and Callie: *Looking at Cynthia/Otis* We'll call this thing off if you let us switch.

Sasha and Sombra: ...Sure?

Espara: I told you we shouldn't have brought them, but no, don't listen to me! 'We'll be fine! We'll stick to the plan!' Look at them now!

Amber: *Spills her drinks on herself as she's walking* Oh no! Are you kidding me?

Cynthia: That's not the most embarrassing thing I've seen today.

Amber: Well you're not the one covered in drinks.

Cynthia: Ever had a six year old sh*t in your peripheral?

Amber: ...

Cynthia: I didn't think so.

{I almost died}

Stygian: So. *Cracks knuckles* What would you like me to do?

Sombra: Umm. I don't know.

Stygian: Come on, there must be something! A secret dream you've always had, a wish to gain more power, a follower you would like to get rid of!

Sombra: Well...

Stygian: I know! What about an heir? *He claps once and a child that shares Cynthia and Sombra's looks appears* Or two! Or even three! *He claps two more times and two more show up* Don't worry, they won't know who's the favorite.

Cynthia: I want one.

Sombra: No.

Cynthia: Please? Just one.

Sombra: I said no.

Cynthia: *Holds one of the kids* Please Reina? :<

Stygian: Aww. It's so cute that I almost want to go against your wishes!

{What is it with you and kids?

Cynthia: I have a soft spot for them.

Aww. Isn't that so precious? :>

Cynthia: Hush!}

Will: Cynthia, I think you'll be happy to hear what we have decided.

Cynthia, to Max: You've tried going sober?

Max: No, definitely not. We've decided to adopt Rufus as our son.

Cynthia: What?! You can't do that!

Max: Why not?

Cynthia: He's mine! If anyone gets to claim him, it's me!

Will: We've known him for a whole 12 years! You've only been with him for 4!

Cynthia: Oh! So now I'm invalidated?! Do you know this kid helped me survive before I knew anyone outside of the Horde?!

Rufus: Come on guys, I'm almost 16 anyway...

Cynthia: So he should choose then!

Will: No!

Max: Let the boy pick.

Rufus: I pick all of you guys, but-

Cynthia: Ha! See?

Will: He picked me too!

Max: Looks like we 'bout to have a custody case between a cat and an inventor.

Cynthia: Sombra, get over here!

Will: Max!

Max and Sombra: *Shake hands*

Max: Good luck.

Sombra: With any hope, you guys will win.

{"Do you know that this kid helped me survive...?!" So, heh, funny story...

Cynthia: Hey Selena, why don't you take this one?

Selena: ...}

Maeve: ...

Sasha: ...

Cynthia: ...

Diego: ...

Ravena: Who let this happen?!

Sombra: I did.

Ravena: *Nicely* I'm not asking you. *P**sed* Who set off my bomb without permission?!

Sombra: I did.

Ravena: Once again, I didn't ask you.

All: She did it!

Ravena: You're all lying to save yourselves.

Everyone: -_-

Cynthia: *Cooking bacon*

Callie: Who left you alone in a kitchen?

Cynthia: It's for Carma. I'm apologizing.

Callie: Oh. *Looks at the food* Little browner and she'll hear you out. Little more, and she'll accept.

Cynthia: Thanks.

Callie: You know how I like my coffee?

Cynthia: Uh, no. Want a kiss to make up for it?

Callie: Was that a serious question?

Cynthia: I'm kidding, it's over there.

Callie: Thanks...*Drinks coffee* Wait, how do you know that?

Cynthia: I don't.

Sasha: *Clinks mug against Callie's* You're welcome.

Callie: You guys are being very weird and I don't know how to feel about it.

{Stygian, did you do something?

Stygian, chuckling: I didn't do a thing!

That's even more scary.}

Stygian: Now, I want to make something clear. I am not like Horde Prime. Yes, we both want a "perfect" universe, but we have our differences. I am truly immortal, while he just... Extended the process. I have magic and use it as I please. *The sky goes black and there's screaming in the background*

Stygian: And I know how to have fun! :D

{Listen to Alastor's Game by Paranoid DJ and that about sums him up.}

Cynthia and Maeve: *Hears footsteps*

Cynthia: Someone's coming!

Maeve: Do something!

Cynthia: *Turns off the light and tosses something to Maeve*

Sasha: *Opens the door and turns on the light*

All: ...

Sasha: *Notices Cynthia pulled down her pants and thankfully has on her boxers* Umm...

Maeve, trying to make small talk: ...Are those skulls on your boxers?

Cynthia: Yes. *Trying to go along with it* And they are very comfortable.

Maeve: *Glances at Sasha's disappointed face* Yeah... That's great. That's, that's good.

Sasha, unfazed: Maeve, why are you holding a dead body?

Maeve: Uhh...

Cynthia: I was hoping I'd be too much of a distraction to notice.

{...Was that an instinct?

Cynthia: When did this happen?!}

If they got hurt very badly, they would:

Cynthia: *Growls at everything she doesn't trust, which is nearly everything*

Sasha: Just let me die already. {It's not even fatal.} Well then, let me change that.

Markus: *Puts himself in a temporary state of death when he's healthy so that he could get into the morgue*

Will: *Has machines take care of him*

Malia: *Flirts with the doctor/nurse*

Talia: *Fakes sick after she's better to stay there instead of going home*

Diego: *"How does it work?" kind of person* (Asks questions and watches basically)

Damien: *Asks questions because he's nervous/paranoid*

Zen: *Tries to get to know people personally*

Rufus: *Gets stickers and candy for being good*

Destiny: *Puts up a fight and insists she's fine*

Zion: *Learns to try to do minor things to help for the future*

Chris: *Tries to steal a couple small things for the others*

Amber: *Stresses bc she hasn't been to her job*

The Ringleader is so perfect for a bad dream for Cynthia and I want to do it, but it's got cursing in the video.

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This took forever!

Callie: I used to think you were an agent of chaos, but now I see. You-

Cynthia: Uh, no! That is exactly who I am! *Smashes a gumball machine with a bat*

Dare: God bless you, Cynthia Claws.

Cynthia, walking out and flipping him off: Eat sh*t, loser!

Cynthia: *Proudly standing in complete fiery chaos*

Sombra: Hey, I was just gonna see if you need any help, but you seem good. Love the new look, gonna go pick up some Thai food. Text me what you want?

Cynthia: No wait, I'll have a green potato curry.

Sombra: Yeah, but I said- Just- Ju- Text it to me.

Cynthia: But you're right here.

Sombra: Yeah, but I'm not gonna remember it and then you won't like what I get you and then you're gonna want some of mine.

Cynthia: *Eye roll and aggravated sigh*

Sombra: Just f**kin' text it.

{Moment ruined, I have no idea what that is, and if it was that bad someone probably dropped the p bomb.

Diego: The what?

I'm not saying it. You wanna say it? You wanna get your a** beat?}

Cynthia: Sombra, you spent the last two years helping me with my stupid bullsh*t and making chilli with your ex.

Sombra: Yeah... I also died and was resurrected.

Cynthia: Yes, exactly! You are a bada** evil villain.

{Just two years? I know that ain't right.}

*Car slams through the building*

Sombra: *Spits out her drink*

Maeve: Hello cats and Princesses!

Sasha: *Blows air horn, actually happy*

Cynthia: Oh, you're back! *Maeve rushes to hug Sasha* And creatin' all kind of fun new holes in the wall.

{We need ship names}

Carma and Espara: *Kisses after speeches*

Damien: This is very touching and will make a excellent Hallmark movie. BUT WE'RE GONNA DIE IN THREE MINUTES!

Callie, quietly: You didn't tell me we have to walk a red carpet...

Asha, loudly: But you LOVE walking!

Callie: *Sighs and growls in frustration*

Jude: Is there a theme to your nails tonight?

Callie: Uhh... *Holds up nails that have seen better days* Social anxiety? I guess.

{Me who doesn't have nails: ;-;}

Sombra: Okay, b**ch!

Cynthia: *Turns around showing her ripped up suit*

Sombra: *Concerned* Wait, what happened to you? *Calmly* You know what? I can guess.

Amber, when she found out at the bar: You two used to hook up?? I was talking about the toilet text, but you and that furball used to hook up?!

Cynthia: *Hides her face*

Amber: Let's talk about that!

Cynthia: Amber, I-

Amber: Oh, no, no, no. You don't get to Amber me! Is there anyone else that I should know about?! Any more shocking s*x things I'm gonna be blindsided with?!

{Uhm. You're looking at 'em.

Amber: *Looking at the twins*

Cynthia: Hypocrite! You just went right to them after I left for less than a month!

Malia: Don't be mad, kitty.

Cynthia: *Points her knife at her* I'll deal with you later.

Talia: ...}

Sombra, thinking she's talking to Cynthia: Do you miss me? :)

Glimmer, on the phone with her: Did you take my tiara?

Sombra: Screw your tiara! ... How's Cynthia?

Cynthia, talking to a teen version of herself: Someday you'll get with the love of your life and see how foolish you've been all those years!

Amber, lighting the match: Too bad you'll miss the wedding.

Cynthia: We haven't talked about marriage yet!

{Constructive nightmares be like: }

Sasha, to Maeve: Hey, I have no problem with you killing Adora right now, but not if you're only doing it because it's what I want.

Jude: *Gets thrown into a building through a window* Oh! Sh*t!

Sasha: *Carries Maeve inside over the glass*

Jude: Now why was she put down so gently?

Sasha: Um, because she's not a misogynist troll that should be living in a well?

Cynthia, talking about SW to Sasha: Look, obviously I'm not pro-Horde, but if there was any person who definitely belongs there, it would be the Queen of- Oh my Horde. And you're gone.

Ravena: Yeah, she didn't hear any of that sh*t. *Laughs*

Sapinda: You do not want to get involved with this b**ch. She is a real bad guy.

Cynthia: Dude, we're all bad guys.

Sapinda: Uh, first of all, I care about the environment. Okay? I don't know what about that makes me a bad guy.

Cynthia: Yeah, says the girl who dissolved the head of Ace Chemicals in a bath of his own herbicide?

Sapinda: Best Etheria Day ever.

The dresses! The purple! And then Harley's! Red black and purple and my top three favorite colors. They're amazing and they pull it off! I could rant. Cynthia is such a Harley.

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Sombra: I am a queen of many things.

Cynthia: Like the Queen of hearts? ;)

Stygian: Ah, so we're using double meanings now?

Sombra: The f**k you mean?

Stygian: Oh... *Looks at Cynthia* You'll see what I mean.

Cynthia: -_0

Diego, walking in: I was told there was a meeting?

Cynthia, getting up: Meeting adjourned-

Selena: Sit down.

Roy: Cynthia, wake up.

Cynthia: *Asleep on the table*

Selena: Young lady, this is not the behavior I taught you.

Cynthia: *Wakes up immediately* I- Uh. Where...? Hm?

Diego: You fell asleep.

Cynthia: Oh. I just had this weird nightmare that I was- *She looks around the room* Are you sure I'm awake? This looks exactly like that nightmare.

Selena: Why was it a nightmare, exactly?

Cynthia: Because you were in it.

Hordak: I made an entire army out of one ship!

Adora: Well I destroyed your army and Horde Prime!

Stygian, amused: Hmm. Cute. For minor accomplishments anyway.

Hordak and Adora: Minor?! Do you know how long it took-

Stygian: Time is money, but knowledge is power. And I prefer to have power. *Waves hand in a backwards motion and smiles* Now, what were you saying?

Hordak: I made an entire army out of one ship!

Adora: Well I destroyed your army and Horde Prime!

Stygian: :)

Adora: Why did you start wearing boots after you left? *Laughs* You get soft or something?

Cynthia: No.

Catra: Bet it's for that half an inch.

Cynthia: It is not!

Sasha: It's the only gift from her mother that she actually liked.

Everyone: ...

Cynthia: ;-;

Sombra: Look what you did. Now I have to fix her. Do you know how hard it is to fix this?

{Ah, yes. That one gift you treasure from a parent who seems like they dgaf.}

Diego, whispering: We can't let the c-a-t find out about her m-o-t-h-e-r.

Cynthia: This c-a-t can h-e-a-r you and s-h-e is not h-a-p-p-y about i-t.

Diego: *Takes a second to put it all together* Oh.

Sombra: *Wears a shirt that says "Head B**ch In Charge"*

Maeve: *Wears a mask that says "Head B**ch"*

Sasha: *Wears a baseball cap that says "Actually In Charge"*

Cynthia: *Wears a hoodie that says "B**ch"*

{*Singing* You know that I'm a crazy b**ch! I do what I want when I feel like it. All I wanna do is lose control! Oh, oh!

Cynthia, joining in: But you don't really give a sh*t! You go with it, go with it, go with it!

'Cause you're f**king crazy rock-n-roll!

*Proceeds to duet the rest of the song*}

Cynthia: I've got different buddies for different things.

Cynthia: Alex is my drinking buddy.

Cynthia: Maeve is my "let's do stupid sh*t" buddy.

Cynthia: Varin is my depressed, once in a blue moon sleeping buddy.

Cynthia: Sasha is my "hate Adora" buddy.

Cynthia: Callie is my sometimes-hug buddy.

Cynthia: *Sighs* And then there's Scorpia.

Scorpia, who's been hugging her the whole time: :>

{Me with the sassiness worthy of being compared to Persassy: And what about me?}

Kids: *Climbing on top of the highest point in the junkyard*

Dash: *Gets to the top first* Ha! I told you I was the fastest! Bow down before the King of the Trashpile, losers!

Read: *Climbs up* I made it!!

Dash: *Yells and falls*

Kids: *Laughs*

Read: ... What's so funny? *Looks down at everyone* Wait, where's Dash? *Squats to look for him* Dash? You down there somewhere?

Dash: *Whistle and holds up his hand*

Chris: *Waves to Read and points to Dash's hand*

Read: Oh!

Read: Is that what fell?! *Yelling very loudly* Dash, are you okay?!?!

Destiny: I don't think the only thing bruised is his pride...

Phoenix: Good.

Chris: Well that was a royal dump.

{Fun fact: That's what I call my mom's boyfriend's camper.}

Lance: I'm sure you know why we're all here.

Skylar: Not really. You just yelled "family meeting!" and we had to drag the next-born sibling to the living room.

George: You don't like my meetings?

Damien: I love our meetings! :D

Markus: It's more like family feuds.

Jordan: Don't you start with Thanksgiving again.

Markus: Alex's dog gobbled up my turkey and I know it.

Alex: Well maybe you should tell your crows to go eat someone else's worms!

Markus: So you admit it! I knew cursing you for eternity would bring it out of you!

Alex: You did what?!

Damien: Most of our meetings...

Cynthia, tired of her mother commenting on her "unladylikeness": Oh yeah?! I'm sure you were soooooo ladylike when you and Dad-

Cynthia: *Gags* You know what, I'm not gonna go there.

Selena: ...

Roy: ...

Clayton: ...

Diego: *Coughs awkwardly*

Cynthia: My own mother... Come on Cynthia, you have standards, believe it or not.

{You have standards?

Cynthia: Stfu}

Stygian: I'm sure you know how this works. An all-powerful immortal must humble themselves and temporarily take the form of a fragile creature.

Sombra: You don't mean us, right?

Stygian: Oh, no, no, no! I can't take a solid form, but I can take a visible form. *A black cat appears before them*

Cynthia: Seriously?

Stygian: Would you prefer this? *A snarling black panther takes the cat's place*

Sombra: Uh, no?

Stygian: *Takes the form of a black and gray tiger* A compromise then.

Cynthia: Are you only limited to cat forms?

Stygian: Of course not. I just like ticking you off. *Circles around Sombra and purrs*

Cynthia: *Growls*

Sasha: I'm going to say this in the nicest way possible.

Adora and her family: ...

Sasha: I hate all of you.

Ederin: How is that nice?!

Sasha: Would you rather I said "I despise each and every one of you and the urge to eliminate you all grows stronger with each annoyance"?

Dare: How could you possibly defeat all of us when we have our She-Ra/Hero forms?

Sasha: Can't be that hard if you actually use brain cells. I could beat all of you-including your enhanced forms-with five other people.

Adora: Name them.

Sasha: Cynthia, Sombra, Maeve, Marina, and Sapinda.

Everyone: *Considers*

Despara: She may have a point.

Sasha: *Pulls out her knife and holds it to Despara's neck* And here's my second one.

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